Thursday, December 25, 2008

merry blogmas

have a great Chrissy friends. i miss you muchly.

i hope santa brings you everything you wished for, including (or as well as) a fantastic 2009.

all i want for Christmas is january 22.

xx

Saturday, December 20, 2008

andy's home

andy's been drinking rum. he licked my face.

Friday, December 19, 2008

price check, aisle four

please peruse me.

being heaps awesome at maths i have divided 250,000 by five and come up with 50,000.

apparently you get paid $50,000pa to work at coles.

so glad i studied journalism.

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

okay, who wants a slice of racism?

oh my goodness, would you look at this. or, alternatively, read this:

"THE father of a toddler called Adolf Hitler Campbell says it is unfair that a store denied him a birthday cake with his child's name on it".

hmmm, where to start, where to start.

i know. a request: please Rick, blog about this. your thoughts are so much better than mine.

moving on. some facts (because i believe everything i read)...
  • dad has a swastika themed home. winner.
  • dad claims to be related to a member of the SS.
  • dad is a fucking moron.

said dad - let's call him heath, because that's his name - is upset the cake shop is discriminating against his son "despite the fact he isn't even jewish". okay, so he didn't actually say that last bit but i was trying to make a point. did it work?

what i find most confusing is, while heath clearly supports the nazi movement he also says of his sickeningly racist pals "yeah, they were bad people back then. but my kids are little. they're not going to grow up like that."

huh? are you for them or against them buddy? sort your shit.

furthermore, as my older but better looking sister pointed out, who puts full names on birthday cakes anyway? happy birthday gretchen prudence sanderson? no. it's just happy birthday gretchen. (or, "good morning darling, happy birthday. in lieu of a cake, this year we're giving you an apology for naming you gretchen. sorry.)

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

new paragraph please

see how, down there, on my last two blog entries, there's a slight formatting issue?

it might not be obvious, so let me offer a little assistance.

on nothing, there should be a space between "here's a picture i like" and the picture.

on i can't help falling in love with shoes, there should be a space between "...and you know it" and "i know..."

no big deal...EXCEPT THAT IT IS A BIG, GIANT, MASSIVE DEAL BECAUSE I CANNOT GET BLOGSPOT TO FORMAT IT CORRECTLY AND IT DRIVES ME INSANE EVERY TIME I LOOK AT IT.

ahem.

i need help.

Monday, December 8, 2008

i can't help falling in love with shoes

especially these puppies*, which i bought on saturday, and then slept next to, because they are the most beautiful things i've ever seen and deserve to be loved.



just need to learn how to walk london's cobblestone streets in them now. i don't mean it that way and you know it.
*i know, referring to pic of lone shoe in plural form. bad, bad grammartron.
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