This is what the sports section of the Daily Telegraph website looked like today...
The juxtaposition, although presumably unintentional, smacked me in the face and I just wanted to share.
I'm a little surprised Brett Stewart has surfaced as the new twat (and by twat I mean criminal) of the NRL but it seems there's little denying it. He now joins a long list of footballers who have disgraced their code, not to mention their sex. And please don't get me started on the groupies who exacerbate the problem by behaving like fools (and by fools I mean sluts).
If only there were fewer Brett Stewarts and more Steve Prices. The man's a true professional and a true gentleman. I love him. He can stand over there with Kurt and Matthew.